eenjolras:

when you accidentally start watching a crime show and can’t get yourself to switch the channel because now you wanna know who fucking did it

cumleak:

"i’ll be speaking with my lawyer" is the adult version of saying "im telling mom"

05px:

math

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clannyphantom:

when people try to argue with you about something you clearly know more about
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urbanclictionary:

doin a group project likeimage

evolutional:

why sleep when you can stay up late every night being sad then feel like shit the next day 

(Source: evolutional)

philadelephant:

bitch the fuck you mean “nevermind” i paused my music for you

(Source: arvensis)

  • 13 year old: I'm so old and cool!! I'm gonna be able to do so much in 3 years when I'm 16! Look how old and cool I am!! I'm not a child!! I can do everything on my own!
  • 17 year old: I am very much a child and I am very scared about what my life is gonna be in the next few years someone please make me grilled cheese and tomato soup so i can sob into it