svvitzerland:

people talking about their sexual experiences and u r in the corner likeimage

(Source: toyota)

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

6yr:

grandma, can you knit me a boyfriend

(Source: 6yr)

lokeanconcubine:

stilllovingdisney:

flandusism:

"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"

yo i’m straight not blind

One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”

I JUST CAN’T ORDER.

(Source: winchestersaints)

oknope:

i’ve been shopping for years and i still have nothing to wear.